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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

identical jokes get different votes.

Im cute hehehee

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

My wife made me a sandwich

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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