whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

why are black people so fast? because there black

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