- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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