If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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