How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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You bumder!

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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