What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Blacks

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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