- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

What do you call a Jew A Jew

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Jellybeans

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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