- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

I forgot what i was gonna say

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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