- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

so the weather's nice...

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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