- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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go F*** yourself

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