- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Republicans

Daniel is a fag

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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