- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Knock knock.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

did you stub your toe?

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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