Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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miha kako si?

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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