- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

A sober Irish individual.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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