- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

This isn't funny.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

womens rights

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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