- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

get in the car.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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