so the weather's nice...

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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hello

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Penis.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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