- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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