Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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