How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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the bible

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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