- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

I just threw up..In my pants.

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