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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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