- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

No it doesnt..

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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