- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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