- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

How come anti jokes r funny

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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