- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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