what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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