How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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