Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Canadians

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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