whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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