Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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XD Jackass.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Knock Knock Come in

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