- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

it's funny because it's funny

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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