What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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im saul and i love cock

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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