- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

I once did something.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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