- Anti Joke

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned