I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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