- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

The Moon Landing.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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