- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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