What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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