What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Ehh

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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