Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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