Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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