- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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