I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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