Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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