What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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