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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Antijokes...

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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