What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Your mother just died.

Who wants $300? Me too.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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