- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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