- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

womens rights

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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