Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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