- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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