- Anti Joke

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.