What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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