- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

whats funnier than 24? 25

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

whats funnier than 24? 25

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.