What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Roses are red.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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