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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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