- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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