- Anti Joke

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!