I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Tim likes girls

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Anti Joke

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