What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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time to spruce up!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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