- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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