- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

angelo snyder is not ga

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Sex vagina. lol.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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