How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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