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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What's a joke? Funny

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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