What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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