What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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