- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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