What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Womens rights.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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