George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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A man buys a prius

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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