- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Knock Knock The doors already open

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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