- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Women's Rights

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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