- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

My wife made me a sandwich

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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