What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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whats a joke

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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BIG PENIS

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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the holocaust

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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