Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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