- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

there once was a black man who played basketball

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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