What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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