You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

CFL

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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