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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

black people

Actually it was me Josh brown

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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