The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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