- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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