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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What's brown and sticky? Anal

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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