- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Your dads dead. lol

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

why was the man sad? his wife died

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

A child walks into a classroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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