What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

penis?

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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