- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

roses are red violets are indigo

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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