Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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