What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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You're tall.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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