Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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