- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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