- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

can you pass the soap?

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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