How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

You know whats funny Aids

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

knock knock who's there? hope

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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