justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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