- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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