Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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