- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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