- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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