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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Psychics.

European on my shoes, buddy.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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