- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

I'm homeless.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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