Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Women's Rights.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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