- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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