Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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