- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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